Can You Believe This Shi’?


Here’s a message I’ve just sent:

Dear Ollie

I hope you read this before it’s too late!

Where the flip is your flippin’ blog?

Without it you are missing 40 marks (ed: yep, 40! over a flippin’ third) from your coursework

And the marks are being sent to the board TOMORROW

As you can expect, I’m angry

If you get this today, phone me.

0779*******

Otherwise I’ll speak to you (shout at you) tomorrow.

Lh

So if you see/hear/have this guy’s number, let him know this is sittin’ in his youtube email and he better go check it and ring me - or else!